Signs and Indications
for
Elective and Cosmetic
Brain Surgery
Know the Symptoms -- Know the Cures
Headache, Stress, Tension
Simple Trephination
Fear, Confusion, Anxiety
Left-brain to Right-Brain Hemispheric Separation
Unhappy Romance, Painful Memories, Annoying Social Habits
Electro-Convulsive Therapy
Anger, Depression, Social Concern
Lobotomy
Too intellectual, Talk Too Much, Boring At Parties
Left Brain Hemispherectomy
Too Creative, Artistic, Dreamer
Right Brain Hemispherectomy
Political, Professional, or Spiritual Ambitions
Complete Decephalization
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