Signs and Indications
for
Elective and Cosmetic
Brain Surgery


Know the Symptoms -- Know the Cures

Headache, Stress, Tension
Simple Trephination

Fear, Confusion, Anxiety
Left-brain to Right-Brain Hemispheric Separation

Unhappy Romance, Painful Memories, Annoying Social Habits
Electro-Convulsive Therapy

Anger, Depression, Social Concern
Lobotomy

Too intellectual, Talk Too Much, Boring At Parties
Left Brain Hemispherectomy

Too Creative, Artistic, Dreamer
Right Brain Hemispherectomy

Political, Professional, or Spiritual Ambitions
Complete Decephalization
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Auger